Let It Snow (Sad Girl version)
(Let It Snow - Sammy Cahn, Jule Styne)

Oh, the weather outside is frightful
But sad girls are so delightful
Ganbatte ne, Kimiko
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!

The zombies don't show signs of stopping
Largo brought some guns for popping
Abunai Miho
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!

When Erika says goodnight
How I'll hate leaving the MegaGamers store!
But if Tom and Saeko turn out alright
All the way home I'll have "Warmth"

Ping's battery is slowly dying
Seraphim is here for nagging
Yuki's reading her shoujo
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!

Piro's angst and self-doubt are frightful
And sad girls are still delightful
My happy place is MegaTokyo
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!

All I w4n7 f0r Chr1s7m4s
(All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth - Donald Yetter Gardner)

Everybody stops
and flames me
My English is too
plain as you can see
I don't know just who
to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve
is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas is to learn leet speak,
To learn leet speak, to learn leet speak
Gee, if I could only learn leet speak,
Then I could wish you
"|\/|3|2|2`/ (|-||2157|\/|45"

It would be so fun if I could say,
"1 |20><0|23|) j00|2 80><0|25."
Gosh, oh gee, how happy I'd be
If I could only 0\/\/|\|z j00.

All I want for Christmas is to learn leet speak,
To learn leet speak, to learn leet speak
Gee, if I could only learn leet speak,
Then I could wish you
"|\/|3|2|2`/ (|-||2157|\/|45"

Carol of the Neko
(Carol of the Bells - Peter Wilhousky)

Neko neko wai
Hear the forum cry
Neko neko wai
Lots of replies

So kawaii, (nyao)
bringing genki, (nyao)
to n00b and old, (nyao)
lurker and bold, (nyao)

Ph34r the fanboys (nyao)
Too many replies (nyao)
With joyful posts (nyao)
Thread with the most (nyao)

One seems to hear
Words of good cheer
From ev'ry where
Crash the server

Oh how they pound,
raising the sound,
o'er forum page,
fans sure are strange

Gaily they shout
while people nyao
songs of good cheer,
nekos are here,

Neko neko neko neko neko wai,
Neko neko neko neko neko wai,
On on they send
on without end
they just won't stop 'till the thread is locked

G.T.L. is Coming to Town
(Santa Claus Is Coming to Town - J. Fred Coots, Haven Gillespie)

Oh! You better watch out,
You better not camp,
You better not flame,
I'm telling you why:
G.T.L. is coming to town!

He's making a list,
He might be insane,
Gonna find out who's l33t and who's lame.
G.T.L. is coming to town!

He sees you when you login,
He knows when you're online.
He knows if you use cheating hacks,
So be good all of the time!

Oh! You better watch out,
You better not camp,
You better not flame,
I'm telling you why:
G.T.L. is coming to town!

O Shirt Guy Dom
(O Christmas Tree / O Tannenbaum - Ernst Anschütz)

O Shirt Guy Dom, O Shirt Guy Dom,
You like to draw stick figures.
O Shirt Guy Dom, O Shirt Guy Dom,
You like to draw stick figures.
When Piro's sick, you take the floor,
now we don't want our eyes any more.
O Shirt Guy Dom, O Shirt Guy Dom,
You like to draw stick figures.

O Shirt Guy Dom, O Shirt Guy Dom,
We still like your humor.
O Shirt Guy Dom, O Shirt Guy Dom,
We still like your humor.
Not with a mouse, that's too good for you,
just a trackball is all you use.
O Shirt Guy Dom, O Shirt Guy Dom,
We still like your humor.

The Ballad of Ping-chan
(American Pie - Don McLean)

A few long days ago
I can still remember when
Tsubasa showed up at the shop
He had brought along something new
To hook up with the PS2
The test model of a girl robot
But then she encouraged him
To take off on a mere whim
Bad news at the apartment
To America he went
I wasn't feeling any better
When I read all of his farewell letter
But somehow now we're stuck with her
And Ping, she likes her pie

So wai, wai, 'cause Ping-chan loves pie
She's a genki girl accessory for the games of ren'ai
We're going out for dessert so we're saying bai bai
and soon we're gonna have some fresh pie
soon we're gonna have some fresh pie

Did you write the faulty code
That sends her into rampage mode
If rejected by those she meets?
Now can you dodge a swinging lamp pole?
Can hiding save your mortal soul?
And can you teach English in a style l33t?
Well, another fine mess that you have made
'cause I saw you moshin' in the arcade
You both wrecked the machine
Man that riot was so mean
I was a lonely otaku anime fan
With Kimiko she may have ruined my chance
She answered the door with no pants
That Ping, she likes her pie
I started singin'

Wai, wai, 'cause Ping-chan loves pie
She's a genki girl accessory for the games of ren'ai.
We're going out for dessert so we're saying bai bai
and soon we're gonna have some fresh pie
soon we're gonna have some fresh pie

Miho picked Ping up outside my door
But once at school she hit the floor
While dialing her cell phone
Ping stayed with her throughout the day
She made a bad man go away
Miho decided to take her home
The next day she was feeling faint
Ping thought Anna Miller's would be great
While they were watching me
I got a lap full of coffee
And Gameru messed up her hair
So she sent him flying through the air
Largo took off and left her there
Poor Ping, she just wanted pie
We were singin'

Wai, wai, 'cause Ping-chan loves pie
She's a genki girl accessory for the games of ren'ai
We're going out for dessert so we're saying bai bai
and soon we're gonna have some fresh pie
soon we're gonna have some fresh pie

Megatokyoville
(Margaritaville - Jimmy Buffett)

Watchin' the counter
Countin' the hours
'Til closing at the MegaGamers store
Drawin' some doodles
My sketchbook has oodles
As another otaku comes through the door

Wastin' away again in MegaTokyo
Searching for some way to get home
Some people claim that shoujo manga's to blame
But I know it's nobody's fault

We left home with no plan
We're stuck in this strange land
Nothin' to show but this girl for the PS2
But she's a real cutie
A renai game accessory
How I got stuck with her I haven't a clue

Wastin' away again in MegaTokyo
Searchin' for some way to get home
Some people claim that shoujo manga's to blame
Now I think
Hell, it could be my fault

Made some new friends here
Ran into some old fears
Found some jobs to help earn us some Yen
Things might just work out
Despite all the self-doubt
Oops, there goes Largo on a tirade again

Wastin' away again in MegaTokyo
Searching for some way to get home
Some people claim that shoujo manga's to blame
But I know it's my own damn fault
Yes and Largo will claim that there are zombies to blame
And I know it's my own damn fault

Pretty Wai for a Dork Guy, Pretty Fly for a Stick Guy
(Pretty Fly for a White Guy - Offspring)

It's two, two, two filks for the price of one!

The Team Schoolgirl Song
(Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard - Paul Simon)

Sonoda Yuki rolled out of bed
And she ran to the MegaGamers
Her friends followed her there and they got to hear
She wants Piro as a drawing teacher

Yuki's got a crush
Yuki has got a crush
Really makes her blush
Yuki has got a crush

Yuki looks down and gets a big frown
Every time Erika is mentioned
Mami said "Oi if I get that boy,
I'll make sure he gives Yuki proper attention"

Yuki Ganbatte, they say please do your best now
Yuki Ganbatte, your friends are behind you all the way
And you'll find them at Shiritsu Daitou
Mami and Asako down by the schoolyard
Mami and Asako down by the schoolyard

Whoh-hoh at school Yuki today will have her mind far away
She just wants to mope for a while
But when Asako gets there she will pull on her hair
Until she can convince her to smile

Yuki Ganbatte, they say please do your best now
Yuki Ganbatte, your friends are behind you all the way
And you'll find them at Shiritsu Daitou
Mami and Asako down by the schoolyard
Mami and Asako down by the schoolyard
Mami and Asako down by the schoolyard

One Week since the plot began
(One Week - Barenaked Ladies)

It's been one week since you saw me leave
And said "It's that guy with the rail card who helped me"
Five days since you gave it back to me
We got so drunk we had to be carried
Three days since the afternoon
The bookshelf fell down and you helped with my head wound
Yesterday you took advice from me
but it'll still be be two days till I realise you like me

At Anna Miller's you're a waitress
You wear a cute dress
Please be careful with that coffee pot
You came to bring a meal thing
At the door was a pantsless Ping
Thank you for the spaghetti we really liked it a lot
They gave you the voice of Kotone
My sketch is snowy
Maybe I can be your first fan
Ping's feelings maybe mean more
You helped clean the store
I told you why I'm stuck in Japan
Calling you I failed such a sad tale
I couldn't even leave voice mail
Since Ping interfered I missed you on the radio
Largo was drunk, he ran amuck
And he upchucked, that really sucked
But you don't mind it and you said "Call me Kimiko"

How can I help it if I think you're kawaii when you're sad
Trying hard not to blame myself when you feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who lacks any confidence
On the radio you came to my defense
I have a tendency to angst about things constantly
I have a history of getting hit on the head

It's been one week since you put my friend to work
The apartment's better than sleeping in the park
Five days since you bought me b33r
I told you that zombies are my worst ph34r
Three days since I saved the store
I grabbed that fanboy spy and threw him out the door
Yesterday you propositioned me
But it'll still be two days till you admit you don't hate me

Tokyo Game Show you were a booth babe
You are Kasumi and queen of the arm break
Wanna come back and see my cool thing?
I'm ph34rbot camping
Show me your systemz I kin mak3 em scr34m
It was nice of you to bring the donuts
That crowd might go nuts
Please stay away from the window you fool
I came back to help with my students
An unscheduled event
You want me to play your game by your rules
We've got the fanboys under control
Junpei's out in front doing patrol
But you want to do it yourself without the help from us
You want PC skillz I'll give you drills
Bunny suit kills your fanboy ills
Love and magical girls are quite dangerous

How can I help it if I think you're sexy when you're mad
Trying hard not to grope you though you're so racked
I'm the kind of guy who lives in his own world
Try to understand how I think? It's futile
I have a tendency to always be paranoid
PC repair time to take off my shirt

It's been one week since I found that book with Boo
You snuck up behind me and said to me "Thank you"
Five days since you passed out on the floor
I will not accept an ending without honor
Three days since the afternoon
You said you left me a gift and I believed you
Yesterday you reached out to me
And it'll still be two days till we're invaded by zombies

It'll still be two days till we're invaded by zombies
It'll still be two days till we're invaded by zombies
Undead or fanboys which is more scary?

R3sp3ct
(Respect - Aretha Franklin; Otis Redding)

(oo) PC build
(oo) Baby, you gotta
(oo) Protect parts
(oo) Gotta prevent static
(oo) All I'm askin'
(oo) Is for a little r3sp3ct when I undress (just a little bit)
Hey baby (just a little bit) when I undress
(just a little bit) mister (just a little bit)

I ain't gonna make no sparks while I build
Ain't gonna make no sparks (oo) 'cause I don't wanna (oo)
All I'm askin' (oo)
Is for a little r3sp3ct when I undress (just a little bit)
Baby (just a little bit) when I undress (just a little bit)
Yeah (just a little bit)

I'm about to put these parts together
And all I'm askin' in return, brother
Is for you to look away
When I undress (just a, just a, just a, just a)
Yeah baby (just a, just a, just a, just a)
When I undress (just a little bit)
Yeah (just a little bit)

Ooo, these parts are (oo)
Sw33ter than honey (oo)
And guess what? (oo)
So is my body (oo)
All I want you to do (oo) for me
Is give it to me when I undress (r3, r3, r3 ,r3)
Yeah baby (r3, r3, r3 ,r3)
Whip it to me (r3sp3ct, just a little bit)
When I undress, now (just a little bit)

R-three-S-P-three-C-T
Find out what it means to me
R-three-S-P-three-C-T
Take care, PCB

Oh (socket firmly, socket firmly, socket firmly, socket firmly)
A little r3sp3ct (socket firmly, socket firmly, socket firmly, socket firmly)
Whoa, babe (just a little bit)
A little r3sp3ct (just a little bit)
I get tired (just a little bit)
Keep on tryin' (just a little bit)
You're runnin' out of foolin' (just a little bit)
And I ain't lyin' (just a little bit)
(r3, r3, r3, r3) 'sp3ct
When I undress (r3, r3, r3 ,r3)
Or you might get hit (r3sp3ct, just a little bit)
By my big mallet (just a little bit)
I got to have (just a little bit)
A little r3sp3ct (just a little bit)

Largo's Lament
(Stuck in the Middle With You - Stealers Wheel)

Well I don't know why I came to Japan,
I've got trouble and not much of a plan,
There's mayhem and destruction everywhere,
And the people won't do nothing but stare,
Ping to the left of me, Gameru to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with Boo.

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with Boo,
And I'm teaching these kids how to get through,
It's so hard to keep the students in line,
Losing control, yeah, it's not a good sign,
Fanboys to the left of me, Zombies to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with Boo.

Well I arrived here with nothing,
And I've managed to survive this far,
The undead, they all come crawlin',
But I have mad skills that are
l33t... l33t...

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But their language, it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool if I now make a retreat,
'Cause I don't think that it's safe out on the street
Meimi to the left of me, Kimiko to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with Boo.

Well I arrived here with nothing,
And I've managed to survive this far,
The undead, they all come crawlin',
I really need another
beer... beer...

Well I don't know why I came to Japan,
I've got trouble and not much of a plan,
These girls, I just can't figure them out,
And I'm wondering how I'll escape this doubt,
Erika to the left of me, Miho to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with Boo,
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with Boo,
Stuck in the middle with Boo.

In the Strip [2525] (Dedashi and Dekiagari)
(In the Year 2525 (Exordium and Terminus) - Zager and Evans)

In the strip [2525]
If Tokyo is still alive
If the city's not zombified
They may find

In the strip [3535]
Magical Yuki will have learned to fly
She'll wear a flashy costume too
And inherit a sidekick named Boo

In the strip [4545]
Junko finally got Largo fired
Junpei had to find a substitute
Now the class is taught by l33t d00d

In the strip [5555]
The fanboy wars have had many fights
But peace is soon on the upswing
Once they all get a hug from Ping

In the strip [6565]
Erika has returned to the idol life
She worked through her romantic woes
And then she eloped with Largo, whoa-oh

In the strip [7510]
If Piro and Kimiko kiss it should be by then
And what a good couple they make
Seraphim gets a well deserved break

In the strip [8510]
Ping finally rids herself of Ed
She sends him in a small crate back home
And packs Dom with him so he won't be alone, whoa-oh

In the strip [9595]
Sight is out on the shelves to buy
It's sold out at stores near and far
And Kimiko is a major super star, whoa-oh

Now it's been 10,000 strips
Three months of story was quite a trip
Miho enacts her master plan
And reveals all about her past

The webcomic has its final day
Soon MegaTokyo is an anime
It's a favorite in every form
Now Fred can start on Warmth

In the strip [2525]
If Tokyo is still alive
If the city's not zombified
They may find...

Zombie Queen
(Dancing Queen - ABBA)

Eating brains, making slaves, having a great afterlife
See that girl, you better flee, run from the Zombie Queen

Saturday night and the lights are down
Cave of Evil where the undead prowl
Where they play wicked music, rise up from the grave
You're there to get what you crave
Pick a victim out from the crowd
Night is dark and the music's loud
With a bit of rave music, everything is fine
You'll put them in your trance
And when you get the chance...

You are the Zombie Queen, ancient 3vil or just seventeen
Zombie Queen, hear the terror in your victims' screams, oh yeah
Eating brains, making slaves, having a great afterlife, oooo
See that girl, you better flee, run from the Zombie Queen

You're a demon, you turn 'em on
Eat their soul up and then you're gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You'll put them in your trance
And when you get the chance...

You are the Zombie Queen, ancient 3vil or just seventeen
Zombie Queen, hear the terror in your victims' screams, oh yeah
Eating brains, making slaves, having a great afterlife, oooo
See that girl, you better flee, run from the Zombie Queen

Yuki in Disguise (with Glasses)
(Judy in Disguise (With Glasses) - John Fred & His Playboy Band)

Yuki in disguise,
Well, that's what you are,
Anna Miller's pie
Mister Muffin cart
Teddybear eyes come to me tonight
Yuki in disguise with glasses.

Keep a-wearin' your maid clothes
with the pretty lace,
Code of love, yeah
you must now embrace.
Zombies falling from the sky
Yuki in disguise with glasses.

Come to me tonight,
come to me tonight,
stealing everything in sight,
just gotta get used to those heights.

Yuki in disguise,
Hey, that's what you are,
Anna Miller's pie
Hey, a Mister Muffin cart
Teddybear eyes come to me tonight
Yuki in disguise with glasses.

Come to me tonight,
come to me tonight,
stealing everything in sight,
just gotta get used to those heights.

Yuki in disguise,
Well, what you sulking for,
A magical girl, yeah,
Well that's what you are.
You skipped out on all your classes,
I guess I'll just take your glasses.

Sayuri's Song
(Kodachrome - Paul Simon)

When I think back
On all the crap I learned in art school
It's a wonder I can draw at all
And though our lack of CubeSoft funding
Hasn't spelled the end
She's the one that keeps us standing tall

Kimiko
She gives us those coffee lap pours
She gives us the girl of just grays
Makes you think all your feelings are okay, oh yeah
I got a Nikon camera
I love to blog a photograph
So fanboys don't take my Kimiko away

If you took all the girls I drew
For other projects
Brought them all together in one game
I know they'd never match
the hype of the otaku
Everything sounds better with a voice

Kimiko
She gives us those coffee lap pours
She gives us the girl of just grays
Makes you think all your feelings are okay, oh yeah
I got a Nikon camera
I love to blog a photograph
So fanboys don't take my Kimiko away

Fanboys don't take my Kimiko away
Fanboys don't take my Kimiko away
Fanboys don't take my Kimiko away

Fanboys don't take my Kimiko
Fanboys don't take my Kimiko
Fanboys don't take my Kimiko away

Fanboys don't take my Kimiko
Her boyfriend is so far from home
Fanboys don't take my Kimiko away
Fanboys don't take my Kimiko

Fanboys don't take my Kimiko away

Obituary
(Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy; Randy Brooks)

Miho got blown away by the Killballs
Walking home from Kimiko's rally.
You can say that Sony's not that well armed,
But as for me and Ping-chan, we believe.

She'd been watchin' stuff from backstage,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she felt out of character,
So she went off on her own into the snow.

When they found her the next mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
All her ribbons had come undone,
But at least no zombies used her for a snack.

Miho got blown away by the Killballs
Walking home from Kimiko's rally.
You can say that Sony's not that well armed,
But as for me and Ping-chan, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Ping-chan,
She's been copin' best she can.
See her in there readin' manga,
Drinkin' juice and playin' games with Yuki-chan.

It's not Tokyo without Miho.
All the ravers dressed in black.
Though I guess that's not so different,
But the DJ's throwing down some mournful tracks.

Miho got blown away by the Killballs
Walking home from Kimiko's rally.
You can say that Sony's not that well armed,
But as for me and Ping-chan, we believe.

Now the students are back in school
But with one more empty seat.
Though without her they're in trouble,
She's the only one in class who could speak l33t.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give munitions
To a man sent by the guys who purchased hell.

Miho got blown away by the Killballs
Walking home from Kimiko's rally.
You can say that Sony's not that well armed,
But as for me and Ping-chan, we believe.

Run, Zilla, Run
(Run, Joey, Run - David Geddes; Paul Vance)

Daddy, please don't, it wasn't his fault
He turned to a zombie
Daddy, please don't, he'll be my pet sidekick
Just you wait and see

We were fighting off the horde
I really hate those guys
Then they all left but then came next
The sound of Yuki's cries...
She called to me, "Zilla-san,"
She said, "We've got to go soon
My dad is here and he brought mechs
Oh no, a whole platoon
And he's the lawman of this town
My God, he's goin' crazy
He says he's gonna put you down
Cause you're undead
Chains on your head so
RUN, ZILLA, RUN, ZILLA, RUN!"

Daddy, please don't, it wasn't his fault
He turned to a zombie
Daddy, please don't, he'll be my pet sidekick
Just you wait and see

She rode my head and I stomped around
Till we reached Yuki's place
She jumped on down, with tear-filled eyes
And bruises on her face
All at once, I saw him there
Calling reinforcements (Watch out!)
Then Yuki yelled "He's got a gun!"
And she stepped in front of me
Suddenly, his gun was gone, and I saw Yuki had it
She ran to Mom, and she held her close
Masamichi was in dismay
And I could still hear Yuki say...

Daddy, please don't
It wasn't his fault
He turned to a zombie
Daddy please don't
He'll be my pet sidekick...

RUN, ZILLA, RUN, ZILLA, RUN, ZILLA, RUN, ZILLA, RUN, ZILLA, RUN, ZILLA, RUN!

Do You See What I See?
(Do You Hear What I Hear? - Noël Regney and Gloria Shayne Baker)

Said the goth girl to the game seiyuu,
do you see what I see
Open your eyes and look around,
do you see what I see

Your fans, your fans, fighting in the street
And a Killball aimed straight at me
And a Killball aimed straight at me

Said the magic girl to the injured boy,
do you see what I see
Let me send some pics to your phone
do you see what I see

Undead, undead, scary and berserk
Throwing stuff at them doesn't work
Throwing stuff at them doesn't work

Said the ninja guy to the l33t master,
do you hear what I hear
Ninja guy not come unprepared
do you hear what I hear

Rent-A-Zilla, I summon to us
With a tail as big as a bus
With a tail as big as a bus

Said the boss man to the employee
do you know what I know
And you call yourself otaku
do you know what I know

An idol star, given up her ways
Don't you know her from Girl Phase
Don't you know her from Girl Phase

Said the iincho to the robot girl
did I see what I saw
You just smashed that car with that pole
did I see what I saw

Good thing, good thing, you don't bother me
Oh sure I see that all the time
Oh sure I see that all the time

The Goth Came Back
(The Cat Came Back - Harry S. Miller)

Great Teacher Largo had problems of his own.
He knew a creepy goth that wouldn't leave him alone.
He tried and he tried to chase the goth away.
She fainted in the girls room at the school one day...

But the goth came back the very next day.
Yes, the goth came back. They thought she was gone,
But the goth came back. She just wouldn't stay away.

Long ago he fought the goth with his mighty sword.
Their weapons clashed and clanged until a fatal blow he scored.
Pirogoeth took pity and them both she tried to save,
And now she comes to visit Largo at his digital grave.

But the goth came back the very next day.
Yes, the goth came back. They thought she was gone,
But the goth came back. She just wouldn't stay away.

The man who came from Sony said he'd kill the goth on sight.
He powered up his Tesla Stick that made a frightful light.
He waited... and he waited... 'till the goth came out to play,
And black and crispy remains of the man they hauled away...

But the goth came back the very next day.
Yes, the goth came back. They thought she was gone,
But the goth came back. She just wouldn't stay away.

The zombies came the very next day.
The Killballs struck in the very same way.
Tokyo went! Japan went! And then the USA.
The vast otaku hordes were left without a chance to pray...

But the goth came back the very next day.
Yes, the goth came back. They thought she was gone,
But the goth came back. She just wouldn't stay away.